Girl Grip Loadout
what's in your girl grip right now?
tap your essentials off the grid and load them into two hands that refuse — on principle — to make two trips. you get a girl grip loadout: a rating out of 10, your archetype, and the one item that's going to end you. the tote is in the car. we're not talking about the tote.
what's in your girl grip right now?The Foreshadowing Grip
6/10sunnies balanced on top, cracked phone at the base. the whole grip is a countdown and you packed it yourself.
loadout: sunnies, cracked iPhone, matcha
when the sunnies slide off the top they're taking the cracked phone down with them. two funerals, one grip.
The Overachiever Grip
11/10, no notesyou loaded the entire grid and then looked for more. the tote is in the car. you refuse to acknowledge the tote.
loadout: everything on the grid
top of the tower: sunnies. foundation of the tower: the cracked phone. a pile this size unzips from both ends at once. closed casket, you catch neither.
and the second you reach back for the lip oil, the whole tower is gone.
The No-Bag Truther
9/10you have a whole bag right there and you're using your knuckles instead. this stopped being an accident. it's a principle now.
loadout: empty tote, matcha, cracked iPhone, keys, lip oil
the keys and the cracked phone are sharing one hand. one of them is not making it to the car.